The characters of Bad Bunny are diverse. Some are pretty, some are ugly, some are intelligent, some are as smart as seven chickens. Some are straight as arrows, some are as gay as a treeful of finches with a unicorn prancing around it. But all are a little bit of me.
Dutch:
Dutch, or Donovan Hutch to his family, is the focus of the comic. He’s a smoking, drinking, generally bad-habit-loving bunny that is rarely caught at work and occasionally frequents strip-clubs, bars, and some more unhealthy places (like work). His worst nature is usually kept in check by:
Keri:
Keri Ericksson is a part time receptonist who sometimes works as an exotic dancer to teach Dutch lessons or mess with his head. She’s his rudder and occasionally has to put Dutch back together after his occasional dalliances with:
Holly:
Holly Phealds is a rather buxom, quite fit, very large individual. After meeting Dutch at a gym, she immediately strongarmed him into a date, then her bed, then several hospital stays. A Captain in the US Army, she was injured whle on convoy in Iraq, and was instrumental in saving Dutch’s soul. Holly, though enamored with Dutch, once had a thing for:
Timothy L’pine:
Tim is the identical, evil twin of Dutch’s once and every-other boss, Gary L’pine. Tim has tried several evil schemes to get revenge on his brother for mailing him to Bangladesh, and Dutch usually get’s caught in the middle. Tim has been kept in check recently by his brother:
Gary L’pine:
Gary is Dutch’s once-and-every-other boss. Gary is married to Dutch’s ex-girlfriend:
Sasha Andoulle:
Sasha is Dutch’s ex girlfriend, yet she still carries a torch, or at least a pack of matches for him. Her husband is quite annoyed that Dutch’s lips still occasionally find themselves somewhere on his wife, and had set up elaborate surveillance systems at Cattleprod Co. the keep Dutch’s lips at bay. Still, Sasha has had meet-ups at Dutch’s workplace, often let into the computer room by:
Vinny Spumoni:
Vinny is one of Dutch’s co-workers, usually working with him in computer operations where they both can peruse porn and play online when work allow (or not). Vinny’s and Dutch’s supervisor is:
Tyrone Greyson Mhorr:
Ty is Dutch’s supervisor, frequent confidant, passive tormentor, and also occasional bed-buddy. Thought to be gay, Ty is actually bi, though he is far more into guys than girls. Unfortunately, that usually puts Dutch into his sights, and occasionally into his bed. When Dutch was coerced to be a male stripper for a night, he had to be rescued by Ty, but Dutch was instrumental in helping Ty separate from a past relationship with:
Dan Joplin:
Dan is a male stripper at “The Fuzzy Nude”, a strip club with many strange theme nights. Dan once stole Dutch’s wallet to make sure he wasn’t a cop (because he sure sucked as a dancer), and found out he knew Ty. He once broke into Dutch’s apartment, but he was immediately caught, tied up, and suspended from the ceiling by Dutch’s roommate and sister:
Erin Hutch:
Erin is a biker chick, alleged marijuana cultivator, rock-and-roller fugitive from the “Our Lady of Eternal Rash and Backache” school for girls. A bit of a spendthrift, she tends to buy cheap beer and expensive music and parts for her chopper. She’s the only daughter of:
George and Mildred Hutch:
Dutch’s parents, George and Mildred have been married for well over twenty years, though George knows that if he got manslaughter, he’d be out of prison by now. George recently had a mid-life crisis that he’s since passed, and Mildred occasionally works at The Fuzzy Nude under the stage name, Big Mama Hutch. Along with Dutch and Erin, they have another son:
Fred Hutch:
Fred is the more responsible Hutch son. Married to his high school sweetheart Betty, he works as an accountant and has a nice house with a nice yard and a mid sized sedan in the driveway. He has two kids, Jill and Billy who’ve been infrequently taught bad words and naughty songs by their uncle. As soon as they hit 21, Dutch promised to take them to:
Bud’s Bar:
A character in its own right, Bud’s Bar (owned by Bud Budrick) is the general social club, meeting area, sanctuary for Dutch and all his friends. The site of many parties, tricks, and conversations, the bar has lots of booze, tables, and a:
Coatrack:
The coatrack at Bud’s Bar currently has a restraining order against Dutch. Don’t ask.